Wednesday, July 17, 2013

Biggest Loser and Littlest Loser (weeks 2 & 3)

And the Biggest Loser for weeks 2-3 is... STEVE! 

Steve came into last place after week 1, but surprised us all with a killer win this week! Steve shattered the former record [set by Steven after week 1 of dumb ways to die(t)] of 4.11% with an amazing 4.69% weight loss for weeks 2-3 (note it was over two weeks, not one... they hold separate records)! CLEARLY Richard Simmons has some secrets he shared with Steve during their three workouts together. Maybe we can expect a sneak-attack win from his buddy, Cheryl, at our next weigh-in?? Only time will tell. Congratulations, Steve! And be sure to see Camille to collect your prize.

And the Littlest Loser for weeks 2-3 is... CAMILLE. :(
Camille rolled into last with a .72% loss, which was at least up from the first week's last place loss (.66%)! But now she has to deal with the consequences of her loss, and as you all have noticed that entails texting the entire BL group everything she eats all week. She chose Nikki as her buddy, so you've all obviously been hearing from her, too. 

As for everybody else, well done! We've made it through week 3, and (since I updated so late) only 31 days remain! If you feel like you haven't quite been giving it your all because you're discouraged by other players' large losses, or you plan on going 300% last minute to enact a ninja-style takeover, or you have some other reason for not giving it your all, KNOCK IT OFF. That's a dumb way to die(t) and the time to give 110% is now (that means you, last place Loser).

Good luck, everybody!

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