#15 Go on a diet... specifically a very restrictive, particular diet... then blow your diet just because you're at a fancy movie theater.
What a dumb way to diet. In the words of Crystal, this is how it went down:
"So, I'm here at the fancy movie theater with viciously priced snacks with my dieting friend. Yes, she is dieting too. Atkins, I might add. The server comes around to ask if we want anything. I, trying to be loyal, say no thanks. Friend, however, asks for a Diet Coke. I think 'Good for her; she chose something diet.' Two seconds later... 'and Reese's Pieces.' What a dumb way to diet."
Don't let this same thing happen to you!
(dumb way to die(t) courtesy of Crystal and her dumb-dieter friend)
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