#5 Go running for forty minutes... but make sure that all you've eaten by 4:30 is six strawberries. That way, your body goes into starvation mode and begins eating itself, causing you to lose weight rapidly.
What a dumb way to diet. Experts and generally sane people agree: your body should consume no fewer than 1200 calories a day. Eating too few calories can send your body into starvation mode, which doesn't actually end up in your body eating itself away... at first. It begins with your body making the very most of the few calories it IS gifted with... by storing them away. If your body is getting sufficient food and water, it can use them in the way God intended, which is the most helpful and productive way-- even when dieting. You just need to give your body the right kind of food, as well as the right amount for what you're trying to achieve (i.e. weight loss).
(post inspired by the dieting techniques of a fellow dumb ways to die(t)er)
your futile attempts to thwart my modern dieting techniques are no use!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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