dumb ways to die(t) examples and tips

Originally the plan was to post one dumb way to die(t) per day, but it seems that there are just too many dumb ways to die(t) to place that kind of limit on awesome posts! So, we're just going to have at it as they come. Feel free to post your own dumb ways to die(t) or to send them to me (Dale Whale) and I'll get them up as soon as I have time.